In all seriousness, this tree has been around, well, almost since time began. It likes full sun and is easily transplanted although if you're moving remember it grows really fast and can be up to 100 feet high. It is a great tree, make that a great big tree. It's look is timeless; fits in the big open and well-drained spaces . Bright green feathery leaves and peeling bark. Leaves look like evergreen needles but it is deciduous.
Watch for Japanese Beetles, Spray as neededor treat with soil drench in spring and fall
Medium - Moist
Prune when tree is dormant